My mom called this morning to ... I don't really know, say bye? But yeah - she goes "its kind of bad but when I heard Jim got engaged my first thought was, 'to a girl?'"
I pointed out to her that yeah, that's bad and not really "kind of" ... Also that she knew a handful of Jim's girlfriends in high school, and also also who in the fuck thinks things like that in 2014 because Michael Sam cured homophobia and apparently my half-bigot mom did not get the memo or watch SportsCenter.
She has known Jim for about 20 years. It might have come up once or twice in that time that he had significant others. Context clues, G-Unit. Use 'em.
GAY-la.
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